Workplace safety is no joke.

This is the most horrific workplace safety video I have ever seen. I got it off of Cracked.com, but it is evidently a real video. I don't want to plagarize, but what sort of fresh new hell do these people work in where everything from an impalement to a factory fire have occured? Also, the guy with the oxy-acetylene tank gets owned.

Kid + Sword

All hail this kid with a sword. Before you question his judgement, understand that he is just excited that TWWoT is soon to be back.

Better news

I am leaning more towards restarting the blog, but I want to change the way it looks.

That is all you get, for now.

Sad news

Well, you may have noticed that I haven't posted anything in quite some time. Mainly (which is to say entirely), this is because I just haven't had the time, nor any good ideas. Rather than let this just sit, I am debating on just quitting the blog for a period of time.

In fact, the debate isn't so much whether or not to quit blogging, but instead for how long I should quit. For now, I think you can expect TWWOT to be dead for at least another month or so. If I fire it up again then, it will probably stay up. If I don't, well, who knows. Maybe never again.

In any case, this blog has been a lot of fun, and if I can come up with some more good ideas, I want to keep writing. For now, lets just say I need a sabbatical! Anyway, feel free to check in now and again, and if the outpouring of tears that me quitting for a little while is big enough, maybe I will start it up again sooner rather than later.

Thanks everyone for reading my stuff! I hope to be back soonish!

All Hail Logan

In honor of the new and, I assume, totally awesome Wolverine movie, I present you with the following video. Be advised, it is not totally clean. I try to keep things safe for work, but this made me laugh hard enough that I am making an exception and posting something with a little bit of cursing in it. Ready? Ok.

Why Having Wolverine's Claws Would Suck -- powered by Cracked.com

Sorry.

Well, my break has lasted longer than I thought, but I have been busy getting my new home in order. It turns out that I ended up basically replacing most of my crap, so it has been a somewhat long, and very expensive move. On the other hand, I am enjoying living in my place, particularly since it is all mine. Incidentally, all the anti-personnel defenses are in place, so please don't just drop by.

I feel a little bad about not posting anything, so here is a little slice of funny for you. Essentially, this kid is singing Britney Spears, his mom catches him and hilarity ensues. Kind of what you get for singing Britney Spears, I guess.

Hope for the new generation

While all her friends were texting each other in class and reading Tiger Beat, this girl identified and solved a hyper-complex mathematical issue that deals with knot theory (whatever that is). Watching this video literally made me feel stupider.

Breaktime.

On account of the fact that I am now a member of the landed aristocracy and have purchased my own 1000 square feet of heaven, condo-syle, I shall not be making posts for the next week or so in large part because my computer will be in transit and I am not sure when my cable/internet is going to get activated.

Word.